Thursday, June 4, 2009

TMI

I normally don't share things too nasty because I blush real easily, but I am at my wits end and need your help. Plus, it is TMI Thursday over at LiLu's blog, so I might as well tell you today. Here goes.

In terms of chewing the typical stuff, Kona may be the best dog in the world. She doesn't gnaw on shoes, or furniture, or anything else that other dogs normally sink their teeth into.

No, no. Kona's chew toy of choice is my underwear. And by underwear, I mean dirty underwear.

I can't even tell you how many pairs of underwear I have gone through in the last two plus years. I always put my dirty underwear in the laundry basket and we usually shut our bedroom door when we are gone, but alas, we sometimes run out of the house and forget. Or in the case of today, we leave the overflowing basket in the hallway with the great intention of this forcing us to do laundry. Plus, once a period of time elapses and no underwear are destroyed, we start to get lax and think maybe she won't do it anymore. I know, I know. Joke is on us. Or more specifically, me.

So what inevitably happens when the basket is accessible? Kona tips it over and goes to town on my dirty underwear.

Today, after I came home and saw all the clothes on the floor, I decided I needed to do the laundry so I could find the destroyed pairs and broadcast them to the internet. Don't worry, I washed them before photographing the evidence. Oh, and excuse my granny panties. I prefer full coverage when wearing skirts and dresses.

Peek-a-boo panties:

Homemade crotchless panties:


This little hobby of hers is sick! And it is getting expensive.

19 comments:

  1. This makes me feel better because my puppy goes for my dirty underwear too. We call him our little pervert! He doesn't chew the normal stuff either. Your dog is not alone.

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  2. This is so funny!!! My dog...licks my dirty panties. Lovely, I know. In the spirit of TMI Thursday, I thought I would share that little anecdote. Don't tell anyone.

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  3. I love you--but this is one of the reasons I can't handle pets. The "ick" factor. Shudder.

    (Also, I use the excuse that "I'm allergic to cats, dogs, birds, rodents, and goldfish." All true--except for the goldfish.)

    xox

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  4. Oh that is too funny! You could start Fredrick's of Doggiewood!

    LOL!

    -E

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  5. My friends' roommates' dog does that but he has actually EATEN an entire pair and thrown it up!

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  6. My friends' dogs do the same thing! Kona loves her mama!

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  7. I loved your titles! We're about to get our first puppy, and I had no idea this was a dog "thing." I'm going to take nots from your lessons learned :)

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  8. landlocked marmaidJune 4, 2009 at 7:19 PM

    omg that is hilarious. I used to date a guy and his dog did the exact same thing to my panties. When I told my mom she said "Well maybe he like the salty taste" EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    xo

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  9. Ha ha ha!! Lola chews mine too! And as Jon says and you mentioned as well, only the dirty ones. Sick little dogs!! :)

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  10. Oh geeze that is too funny!

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  11. Ahhhhhhh I am laughing my ASS off right now. Seriously I was reading and Dan looks over to the computer and is like... "What the..." and then I said, "Oh you remember, The Northerner (I said your real name)" and he's like "Oooooh..."

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

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  12. Hahah that's so hilarious!! I would be so angry if a puppo did that to my undies!

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  13. I probably shouldn't out my dog on the internet, but he used to do that too. And it would invariably be brand new underwear that I really liked! It's just a dog thing. You just have to be very vigilant about keeping your laundry in a closed basket and away from Kona... I don't think there's any cure!

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  14. That his so gross and so hilarious all at the same time!!! One more reason I can't have a dog. :)

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  15. My dog does the same thing and I have had to throw away so many pairs that look just like your pictures! It does get expensive! I have a stand up hamper now that has a lid so he can't get in!!

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  16. My dog used to do this at home... there's apparently just something appetizing about that womanly smell I guess. Good luck.

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  17. I have discovered that the kittens go NUTS over my thongs... I'm not sure if they prefer the used ones, or if they just like that they're stringy...

    I'm going to tell myself it's the latter.

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  18. This is hilarious, yet terrible. I'm so sorry, but I can't stop laughing. That is so incredibly sad! Your going to need a special bin that you put on a HIGH shelf for your dirty underwear. Ha, crazy dog!

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  19. Seriously, I wish my dog was into dirty underwear - that would be a step up from dirty tampons. Yep. Let's just say that I don't give a crap about the plumbing anymore and I just flush those suckers right down. No more risking it in the garbage can.

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